Austin lies. Back in 2000, when Austin was just a nipper, he was so totally different from how he is today, you wouldn’t know it was the same cat. The only thing that he still is that he was back then is jet black. Austin was a scruffy kitten, with mad fur all over the place, completely untameable. He was also royally insane, and managed to destroy a cheese plant my father had had since he was at university by continually climbing up it. Austin spent most of his time pelting around madly and tumbling over – he couldn’t have been more different from the sleek, uber cool giant he is today.
Note from Austin: I am so going to bite you later.
